Name: Fails Fill Us All With Ire
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Description: This is a parody of "We Didn't Start The Fire" by Billy Joel made for my Top Ten 2020 Fails video.

Fails Fill Us All With Ire

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This is a parody of "We Didn't Start The Fire" by Billy Joel made for my Top Ten 2020 Fails video.

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Stadia, trainwreck, Yakuza, what the heck?
EA smears a player and a tournament with chance
Mortal Kombat Aftermath, Bethesda breaks its DRM,
76 just had a bug that steals your guns and pants.

TakeTwo kills star theory, Australia sues Sony,
That’s essential business? Ubisoft’s abuse is brought to light.
Epic Games broke the rules, so they banned Fortnite,
Epic became real mad, ensue the corporate slap fight.

Fails fill us all with ire,
Acts of pure defiance from the gaming giants.
Choices are uninspired,
Yet despite the failing they just keep retailing

Blizzard screwed up Warcraft III and doesn’t pay their employees,
Last of Us got badly leaked, cause crunch was quite a scare.
Yandere Dev’s speedrun, cause Discord bans are way more fun,
DOA, pay for hair, Gearbox backs from Profit share.

WWE, Crashed in 2K20,
Zero Lab is all laid off, and 505 has poor control

Pokemon by Tencent, 3D All-Stars Limited,
Ninty’s C&D’s are thrown,
and Smash Bros pros are OH NO!!

Fails fill us all with ire,
Acts of pure defiance from the gaming giants.
Choices are uninspired,
Yet despite the failing they just keep retailing

Avengers was a corporate mess, critics just were not impressed
EA and 2K forced ads, Interrupting all your games
Culling Origins makes you pay, if you play more than once a day, Frogware screwed by publishers,
Konami- Ugh, do I even need to say anything? Seriously, it’s like they’re trying to get people to hate them.

CDPR had some crunch. Are there glitches? Yes, a bunch!
Amazon killed Crucible, and Sega crunches prototype.
Scalping of the PS5, Microsoft/GameStop combined,
EA sold a FIFA twice, and few were scammed hard by its HYPE.

Fails fill us all with ire,
Acts of pure defiance from the gaming giants.
Choices are uninspired,
Yet despite the failing they just keep retailing

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released December 13, 2023

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