If ever feuding gamers need to find some common ground
I've got a little list - I've got a little list
Of industry offenders to be violently drowned
And never would be missed - who never would be missed!

The scalpers who upsell the graphics cards and PS5’s
The bad faith journalists you want to stab with fifty knives.
The Tumblrina hacks who got their fingers on the Saints
And those who shove in politics in spite of our complaints
That CEO of Unity and Vanguard plagiarist
They’d none of them be missed - They’d none of them be missed!

He’s got them on the list
He’s got them on the list
And they’d none of them be missed
They’d none of them be missed!

The brats who nuke the YouTube vids of all their music scores
And of their story’s twists. They’re going on the list.
The dolts who said to shut down all their online gaming stores
The classics they delist. They’re definitely missed.

The Halo TV writers as they’ve never played the games
At least the Sonic Movies and Arcane were not the same!
Kotaku’s newest nag who thinks themselves a connoisseur
Whose whinging makes you want to summon “Let me solo her.”
The pious localizers who will never get the gist,
That none of them’d be missed - They’d none of them be missed!

He’s got them on the list
He’s got them on the list
And they’d none of them be missed
They’d none of them be missed!

There’s the cringe attempts by Blizzard to force sham diversity
Those creepy analysts. I put them on the list.
And Epic Games abuses of our children’s privacy
Their morals are amiss, so they’ll be on the list

Those pigs who take nostalgic games and turn them all to trash
Using hits of dopamine to mine us out of cash
Dolts who say “Releasing games unfinished is okay!”
Abusers at your work who make you yearn for judgment day.
Services instead of games, it's lovely as a cyst.
They’d none of them be missed - They’d none of them be missed!

You may put them on the list
You may put them on the list
And they’d none of them be missed
They’d none of them be missed!

And all the f^&King morons who still swear by NFT’s.
I wish they would desist, of course they’re on the list
It put those Filipino men in debt and poverty
It never would be missed - It never would be missed.
Stealing indie games and selling them is quite obscene
But at least they didn’t mint a picture of the fallen queen
A Monkey MMO game was a million-dollar scam
As everything gets stolen and the Metaverse is damned.
GameStop, Ubisoft, and Square shove all this in our midst
Since they must persist, they’ll ALL be on the list.

You may put them on the list
You may put them on the list
And they’d none of them be missed
They’d none of them be missed!